whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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