Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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