well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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