I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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