Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
