i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.