This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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