I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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