is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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