I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
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