your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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