so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
my liver is dry heaving
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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