I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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