we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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