you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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