I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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