I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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