i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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