You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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