somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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