one two three fourrrrnication!
it was like eating out sand paper
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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