This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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