Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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