what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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