You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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