so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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