On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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