Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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