I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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