Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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