we're blogging at a bar
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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