either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Randomize
