You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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