People in love make me want to vomit
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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