Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
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It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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