direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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