I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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