On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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