She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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