pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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