party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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