I'm going to jail i love you
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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