Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
The air was thick with penises
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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