Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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