Define "chronic" masturbator.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I intend to get homeless drunk
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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