You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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