Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
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If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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