Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
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