what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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