all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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