He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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