I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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