What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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