Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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