I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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