How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
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Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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