youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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